{"id":22244,"date":"2024-07-29T20:24:12","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T19:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22244"},"modified":"2024-07-31T16:18:36","modified_gmt":"2024-07-31T15:18:36","slug":"newspaper-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/29\/newspaper-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Newspaper Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe &amp; Josie were in Canterbury <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were due to catch a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To a land many many miles away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were outside WHS  <br><br><br>Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you like an i<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I would rather <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have two dicks <br><br><br>The joke fell on deaf ears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And Joe was denied a newspaper <br><br><br> Joe &amp; Josie (c 2017) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe &amp; Josie were in Canterbury They were due to catch a train To a land many many miles away They were outside WHS Joe Josie Would you like an i No I would rather Have two dicks The joke fell on deaf ears And Joe was denied a newspaper Joe &amp; Josie (c 2017)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22244"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22261,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22244\/revisions\/22261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}