{"id":2229,"date":"2016-04-16T10:59:36","date_gmt":"2016-04-16T10:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2229"},"modified":"2016-04-16T10:59:36","modified_gmt":"2016-04-16T10:59:36","slug":"electroamerika-superamerika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/16\/electroamerika-superamerika\/","title":{"rendered":"ElectroAmerika &#038; SuperAmerika"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>ElectroAmerika<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I watched as a blind girl<\/p>\n<p>Added liner to her vacant eyes<\/p>\n<p>Without warning<\/p>\n<p>She turned into a panda<\/p>\n<p>So I cooked her fried egg<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>SuperAmerika<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I was involved in an automobile accident this morning<\/p>\n<p>The other driver died<\/p>\n<p>I lost three fingers<\/p>\n<p>And my sister lost two<\/p>\n<p>The police officer who attended the scene<\/p>\n<p>Cut off one of his own fingers<\/p>\n<p>To ensure that his perfect day<\/p>\n<p>Was not compromised<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ElectroAmerika I watched as a blind girl Added liner to her vacant eyes Without warning She turned into a panda So I cooked her fried egg &nbsp; SuperAmerika I was involved in an automobile accident this morning The other driver died I lost three fingers And my sister lost two The police officer who attended [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}