{"id":2234,"date":"2016-04-16T11:11:24","date_gmt":"2016-04-16T11:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2234"},"modified":"2016-04-16T11:17:36","modified_gmt":"2016-04-16T11:17:36","slug":"judith-beheading-holofernes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/16\/judith-beheading-holofernes\/","title":{"rendered":"Judith Beheading Holofernes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tilly and Tilly were standing in front of the Caravaggio painting<\/p>\n<p><i>Have you noticed that Judith\u2019s nipples are erect? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>No<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why do you think that they are erect? <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Tilly looked closely at Judith<\/p>\n<p><i>Yes they are erect <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why do you think that is?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I do not know <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Although the murder of the general was a repulsive act it has sexually excited her<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i> Later she will masturbate without washing her hands watched by the old woman <\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In the shadows a man named Ranuccio Tomassoni was staring at the sisters<\/p>\n<p>He was planning their futures<\/p>\n<p>Tilly sensed this and thrust a blade deep into his heart<\/p>\n<p>As she did so a wave of sexual tension overwhelmed her<\/p>\n<p>Her sister who was studying the painting noticed that the ghost of a smile had begun to break on Judith\u2019s lips<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tilly and Tilly were standing in front of the Caravaggio painting Have you noticed that Judith\u2019s nipples are erect? No Why do you think that they are erect? Tilly looked closely at Judith Yes they are erect Why do you think that is? I do not know Although the murder of the general was a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}