{"id":22589,"date":"2024-08-15T10:57:25","date_gmt":"2024-08-15T09:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22589"},"modified":"2024-08-15T11:12:00","modified_gmt":"2024-08-15T10:12:00","slug":"identification-of-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/15\/identification-of-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Identification of a Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Slumming it again I hear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Berlin nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a phoenix city <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mind you it so fucking hot Molly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know what you are going to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The flames <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have a question for you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Forty-Two <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My brother who is eight years older than me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has confided that he want to identify as a woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is harming his marriage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Any thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">First of all a joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few years ago I wanted to identify as a pair of panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The panties of a very desirable actress<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went to the doctor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He said that whilst barking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a common lala and I would soon progress to cardigans <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No periods think of the advantages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe stale sweat but that is unlikely<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The point I am making is in my view <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It will pass but Liz\/Malcolm will have to be given time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My brother is over six feet tall<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Long Tall Sally that is the answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He will see how much clothes will cost <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not to mention bras and crotchless panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(bad image censored and deleted) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You jest Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I jest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But do you get my point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ships passing in the night <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Exactly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think I can see what you are saying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I illustrate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This morning I was in our hotel room <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Reading Mein Kampf on the balcony <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both Josie and Cora were flitting around naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Having just shared a bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are both extremely feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt I was the luckiest guy in the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The reason I was reading was to control my lust <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although possibly a little odd to those who not understand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Incestuous brother has the hots for his sister and her lesbian lover <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It felt completely natural <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was comfortable in my own foreskin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that is the question I ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Liz\/Malcolm comfortable in his own skin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or has he stared over the edge of the abyss<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is like these guys who suddenly come out as gay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think you will recognise my direction <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just give it time but do stay in the centre of road<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Ignore everything I say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And remember to care for Molly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By caring for Molly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will remain strong and that is important <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wish you were here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No Joe you are being greedy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Forget those horny college days <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cold shower for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are back in the UK at the end of the week <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is also the possibility of Kew Gardens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you are interested <br><br><br><br>Lustful Joe xxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Joe Slumming it again I hear Very much Is Berlin nice It is a phoenix city Mind you it so fucking hot Molly I know what you are going to say The flames Very much I have a question for you Joe Forty-Two My brother who is eight years older than me Has confided 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