{"id":22628,"date":"2024-08-16T07:41:03","date_gmt":"2024-08-16T06:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22628"},"modified":"2024-08-16T07:43:48","modified_gmt":"2024-08-16T06:43:48","slug":"simon-of-the-desert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/16\/simon-of-the-desert\/","title":{"rendered":"Simon of the Desert"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me a sexy secret<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I never wear panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is not a secret<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I see your cunt on most summer days <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see your bush now <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You should not be looking<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well close your legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Closed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank God the smell was overpowering <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck Off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me your best secret <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I fuck my mom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ever since Dad died <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She has felt a bit lonely <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I fuck her on lonely nights <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My son could be my brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your are a very sick person <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a funny feeling you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Travelling up and down a road <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I know so well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taking my skirt off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I want you to fuck me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not fancy you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why do you sneak into my bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I am cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rubbish <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can hear you grunting like a pig <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See you are hard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you want me to touch it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or kiss it in my mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do as you will <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you want me to take my top off <br><br><br><br>Note<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Simon is a religious man who wants to be nearer to God<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> The Devil wants to corrupt Simon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And sends women of sin to seduce him<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Claudia and his Mother were once innocents <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tell me a sexy secret I never wear panties That is not a secret I see your cunt on most summer days I can see your bush now You should not be looking Well close your legs Closed Thank God the smell was overpowering Fuck Off Tell me your best secret I fuck my mom 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