Donald <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is so nice to see you again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You look very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Instead of remaining here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you like to walk by the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Towards Rose Lock <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is not my lock <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is only manned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
During certain hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to ask you two questions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If that is okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If we take this path then it avoids the road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought it led to a farm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How clever you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Born and bred <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This path is a small piece of heaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If heaven exists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like working on the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes and no <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because there is more out there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the river is in my blood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We can never be apart for long <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Three generations before me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Worked this river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They have lived and died on this river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Literally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry that is cruel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not cruel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My father drank himself to death <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His father before him the same <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My Victorian grandfather <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Actually drowned in the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
During the 1932 floods <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have a tragic family <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I suppose so but I have many living <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My second question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like to think that I am very attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I accused you of mentally undressing me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
During our first meeting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not know why as you had seen me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
More or less undressed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a bikini <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What were your thoughts when our boat arrived <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To be truthful it was a very busy day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And it was my task to ensure that all boats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That pass through my lock do so safely <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You looked nice in your red bikini but that was all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I apologise it was a stupid question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You stopped nearby for lunch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I saw you and your friends as I passed by <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I remember <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was off duty for a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Danny was running the lock <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To answer your question I thought what nice legs you had <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your breasts seemed in proportion with the rest of your body <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not too big not too small just right <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought that God had smiled on you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are going to tell me something <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it my bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate my bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems out of favour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not an unpleasant bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I agree with you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is too rounded for my frame <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am the Oxford girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you see straight through me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that we will become good friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that I will get to know the river well <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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