{"id":22732,"date":"2024-08-20T12:10:24","date_gmt":"2024-08-20T11:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22732"},"modified":"2024-08-20T12:10:24","modified_gmt":"2024-08-20T11:10:24","slug":"how-to-recognise-a-marxist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/20\/how-to-recognise-a-marxist\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Recognise a Marxist"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe how do I recognise a Marxist<br><br>Check what they are reading<br><br>It certainly will not be Marx<br><br>Anything else<br><br>Shower with them<br><br>But I am a decent girl<br><br>Excuse me while I get up from the floor<br><br>Not nice Joe<br><br>I do hope that you stick to the paths Sally<br><br>They are there for a reason<br><br>Only shower with the guys<br><br>Why not the girls<br><br>Because girls do not have *****<br><br>Some have<br><br>Lesson one Sally<br><br>Girls do not have *****<br><br>Really<br><br>Yes really<br><br>Have you checked out any custard mags recently<br><br>What is a custard mag<br><br>Think about it<br><br>Oh yes<br><br>What do you normally find in custard mags<br><br>S***** P****<br><br>No not that<br><br>What do you see in these magazines<br><br>Women being exploited<br><br>Right in one<br><br>We stray<br><br>If you shower with a guy<br><br>You will most likely see his ****<br><br>Unless the lights are out<br><br>Point taken<br><br>But supposing the lights work<br><br>What would you see<br><br>Illumination<br><br>I agree but what else<br><br>The guys ****<br><br>**** come in different sizes<br><br>I know<br><br>Behave<br><br>To answer your question<br><br>Marxists have **** *****<br><br>Even when ****<br><br>That is why they are Marxists<br><br>They want to punish the world<br><br>I understand Joe<br><br>You are certainly not a Marxist<br><br>Be quiet Sally<br><br>Somebody might hear<br><br>Are you ashamed<br><br>Yes<br><br>That is why I do not drink<br><br>Am I that gross<br><br>Do you want an honest answer<br><br>Yes<br><br>Yes<br><br>That is what I love about you<br><br>Another question Joe<br><br>Go ahead<br><br>What about female Marxists<br><br>That is easy very easy<br><br>People say that about me<br><br>Do they<br><br>Yes<br><br>Shit Happens<br><br>My original question<br><br>Bruises on their bodies<br><br>Bruises on their bodies<br><br>Yes remember you are in a hypothetical shower<br><br>Forgot<br><br>Bruises<br><br>Yes these are the barge pole marks<br><br>Do they work on the canals<br><br>No but you are within a thousand miles<br><br>Also they are **** and are **** ******<br><br>I see<br><br>Thanks for your help Joe<br><br>Chat soon Sally<br><br>Are you back in the UK yet<br><br>No I am being held in a gulag<br><br>Poor ewe<br><br>I agree<br><br>Three speech and all that<br><br>Life is a 8888 and then ewe vote ******<br><br><br><br>Joe &amp; Sal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe how do I recognise a Marxist Check what they are reading It certainly will not be Marx Anything else Shower with them But I am a decent girl Excuse me while I get up from the floor Not nice Joe I do hope that you stick to the paths Sally They are there for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22733,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22732\/revisions\/22733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}