Whilst on a winding summer road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jane and I stumbled upon a Festival of Jam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We thought it might be jazz based <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But we were wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it was a Jam Festival <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With hundreds of jars of jam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Made from all fruits and even concrete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I purchased a jar of Concrete Jam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which was rather good on toast
Audrey I see you are making jam again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never stopped <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You did not attended our annual festival <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We all thought you had died <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Reverend Dodgson was most upset <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No such luck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was inside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was in prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Heavens Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a pillar of the community <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you murder Harold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I was caught making Ginger Marmalade <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By the Clerk of the Council <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I weakened Myrtle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I have learnt my lesson <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These jars of yours Audrey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I trust they are not marmalade <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you would be right <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not even Revolutionary Marmalade <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is Pineapple Jam Myrtle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just plain old Pineapple Jam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You named it after me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How sweet you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is it made from <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oranges Concrete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a touch of Arsenic <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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