{"id":22858,"date":"2024-08-25T11:40:35","date_gmt":"2024-08-25T10:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22858"},"modified":"2024-08-25T11:53:22","modified_gmt":"2024-08-25T10:53:22","slug":"all-the-usual-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/25\/all-the-usual-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"All the Usual Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hear that you know Dungeness rather well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My cousin Scott lives there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scott is an artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would not live there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of the power stations <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Power stations<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are nuclear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All that radioactivity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not good for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The power stations are perfectly safe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are safer than safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you think about it Radon is naturally found <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In many places in the UK <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is in theory more hazardous <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a lot of data available <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am told that it damages your lungs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The small particles can in theory cause damage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Especially if one is a smoker or an ex smoker <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It still worries me you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then do not go <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You either like it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or you do not like it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I feel very safe there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you had a time machine Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you have built it in the first place <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Impossible to know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a perfect world <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Green is Green <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we do not live in a perfect world <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Needs must <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not have problems with coal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whatever one uses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It must be done with common sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is the key to all things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If anything I would look to control and reduce <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The population of the UK <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You would not need three cans of baked beans<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When two would be sufficient  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are treading on dangerous ground Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not dangerous I am just using common sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only idiots would disagree with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This country is overcrowded <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is no reason for it to be overcrowded <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But all this is hypothetical <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An argument for another time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it true that people glow after dark in Dungeness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was waiting for that joke Gail <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes they do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When they stand in the beam <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of a car headlight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We all do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So if I visit Dungeness I will be totally safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will I promise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Crossing the road is a more hazardous occupation <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe I hear that you know Dungeness rather well My cousin Scott lives there Scott is an artist I would not live there Why Because of the power stations Power stations They are nuclear All that radioactivity It is not good for you The power stations are perfectly safe They are safer than safe If 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