{"id":22884,"date":"2024-08-26T18:38:57","date_gmt":"2024-08-26T17:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22884"},"modified":"2024-08-26T18:59:40","modified_gmt":"2024-08-26T17:59:40","slug":"charlie-the-crip-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/26\/charlie-the-crip-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlie the Crip (Part the Second)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was a kid there were no mobility scooters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happy times they were <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you could afford a wheelchair all well and good <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You just fitted in with the everyday muddle of life<br><br><br>These scooters are not just driven by older people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But those so fat that they hang over the sides <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gross gross so fucking gross <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not big boned or have a medical condition <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But just greedy disgusting cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You see these small tanks on busy roads <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Inhibiting the flow of traffic to danger points <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where are the fucking laws <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What fucking laws <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like cyclists they think they own the pavements <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And become abusive if you highlight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What selfish bastards they really are <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It makes me really ashamed to be a crip <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a kid there were no mobility scooters What happy times they were If you could afford a wheelchair all well and good You just fitted in with the everyday muddle of life These scooters are not just driven by older people But those so fat that they hang over the sides Gross [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22884"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22896,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22884\/revisions\/22896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}