{"id":22960,"date":"2024-08-28T20:01:50","date_gmt":"2024-08-28T19:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22960"},"modified":"2024-08-28T20:11:00","modified_gmt":"2024-08-28T19:11:00","slug":"my-two-favourite-cartoons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/28\/my-two-favourite-cartoons\/","title":{"rendered":"My Two Favourite Cartoons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Many people think that you are * ***** ** ****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am * ***** ** ****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You do not take prisoners <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will not be censored by fools <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know that you like cartoons <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And have a collection of Giles books <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is correct <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was your favourite cartoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have two <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The **** ***** **** is on in Paris as we speak <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My cartoon dates from a previous ***** ****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Diving for the Blind is the event <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is cruel but very funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Showing a diving pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Full of drowned guide dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With their legs sticking out water <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In exaggerated positions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found it first on a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it killed me on the spot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tears to my eyes and all that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you keep a copy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is on the ideas board in my study <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It still kills me even after all these years<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The second cartoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It matches the simplicity of the first <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It shows a boy looking into a toy shop window <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is staring at an empty box <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a confused look on his face <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Action Man Deserter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the name of the toy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again this cracked me up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you keep a copy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Same place <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you think is the secret <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of a good joke or cartoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Simplicity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you for your time Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why have you stolen my watch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Many people think that you are * ***** ** **** I am * ***** ** **** When you joke You do not take prisoners I will not be censored by fools A question I know that you like cartoons And have a collection of Giles books That is correct What was your favourite cartoon 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