{"id":22998,"date":"2024-08-30T14:15:32","date_gmt":"2024-08-30T13:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22998"},"modified":"2024-08-30T14:15:32","modified_gmt":"2024-08-30T13:15:32","slug":"bythesea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/30\/bythesea\/","title":{"rendered":"Bythesea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe I hear that you were by the sea yesterday<br><br>I was<br><br>Did you have a nice time<br><br>Yes and no<br><br>Why<br><br>It was too busy for me<br><br>I thought that the situation<br><br>Was under control<br><br>Like **** it was<br><br>But but they promised<br><br>They never promised you a rose garden<br><br>Rose<br><br>That is my name<br><br>Rose<br><br>Your name is Joe<br><br>I know<br><br>This is all getting very surreal<br><br>It has been very surreal for many years<br><br>Place the weak in charge<br><br>I am looking forward to the winter months<br><br>Why<br><br>Now is the winter of our content<br><br>Who said that<br><br>Richard<br><br>Richard who<br><br>Richard the Third<br><br>The one who murdered<br><br>The brats in the tower<br><br>That is an urban legend Miss Garden<br><br>Now is the winter of our discontent<br><br>Made glorious summer by this Son of God<br><br>Why did you say that Rose<br><br>Is it not obvious Joe<br><br>This is all getting a bit silly<br><br>Lime Coffee Joe<br><br>My treat<br><br>How did you know my full name<br><br>Do you realise Joe<br><br>That if we ever became luuvers<br><br>And people visited our cottage<br><br>There is a good chance<br><br>That they would find you<br><br>In your Rose Garden<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe I hear that you were by the sea yesterday I was Did you have a nice time Yes and no Why It was too busy for me I thought that the situation Was under control Like **** it was But but they promised They never promised you a rose garden Rose That is my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22999,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22998\/revisions\/22999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}