Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maureen has invited us to try out her hot tub <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is a hot tub Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A size twenty after a run <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shut up Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never tried a hot tub <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are not that common in Greece <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are there any rules <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hot Tub Etiquette <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not confuse Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever been in a hot tub <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once when drunk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her name was Selina <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poor ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was not a nice experience <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I set my limit at size sixteen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are cruel brother Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you do make me laugh<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe do you want to die soon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No not the Ibiza photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would rather have Monkey Pox <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then button it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can only see a zip <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where were we Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hot Tubs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And Hot Tub Etiquette <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Leave the room Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because we are in a field <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are we in Norway Josie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe leave the field <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hot Tubs are relaxing places <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All your troubles float away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I adore them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How big are they <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They vary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But are normally sensibly sized <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you wear clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is up to you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I normally go naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It depends on who you are with <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Maureen is okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guys do realise that Hot Tub Etiquette <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is almost identical to that of saunas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We have saunas in Greece <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are called cities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are these silly rules <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Red Dog in Ibiza <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry Josie sorry anything but that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then behave <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No farting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is wrong to fart in a sauna <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For obvious reasons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But why does that also apply to hot tubs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not have a clue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is very simple <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you fart under water <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You create a bubble <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But this is no ordinary air bubble <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a fart bubble <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And they are deadly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are sitting there all relaxed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And bang all the gasses of your bum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Surface <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yuk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is always a danger of following through <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If uncontrolled little brown mines will surface <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe please do not corrupt Cora with your toilet humour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hot Tub Humour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
OUCH THAT HURT <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie may I ask Joe a final question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happens if you urinate in a hot tub <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You feel better <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does the water change colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Depends on the night before <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Body hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about body hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where does it go <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Scientists have been seeking an answer for many years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am no scientist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I cannot answer your question
Joe Josie & Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Next Week – What to do with Unwanted Bogies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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