{"id":23053,"date":"2024-09-02T03:48:44","date_gmt":"2024-09-02T02:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23053"},"modified":"2024-09-02T04:21:23","modified_gmt":"2024-09-02T03:21:23","slug":"sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/02\/sleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you like to come to an orgy Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really Claude although I find you attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most of my girlfriends do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a popular girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do you have only one book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In your bookcase <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I only have one bookcase <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May I look at your book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who is Simone de Beauvoir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was my cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was hit by a truck <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I was not sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I am allergic to cats <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you like to come to an orgy Martha Not really Claude although I find you attractive Most of my girlfriends do I am a popular girl Why do you have only one book In your bookcase Because I only have one bookcase May I look at your book Please do Who is Simone de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23053"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23057,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23053\/revisions\/23057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}