{"id":23058,"date":"2024-09-02T11:04:51","date_gmt":"2024-09-02T10:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23058"},"modified":"2024-09-02T11:39:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-02T10:39:09","slug":"joe-sephine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/02\/joe-sephine\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe &#038; Sephine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Interview Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How are you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am good <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The same <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love your green dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is nice that it comes from a fashionista <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you really happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am happy but not happy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What makes you unhappy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The state of the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is being run by insipid leaders <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lunatics are running the asylum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This said there are some strong leaders <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who I admire <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They just get things done <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Black and White <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you going to give an example <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because there are no conversations to be had <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see your point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Away from the world what do you think of the UK <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think it is a corrupted sewer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you mean decay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It has been in decay for a number of years<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What upsets you at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The new government <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everything they touch is turning to ****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anything in particular <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The obvious one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Namely <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Winter Fuel Payments <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it does not affect you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree but somebody once said<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That a good guide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When evaluating a country <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is to see how it values its elderly people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are not at present valued <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The government talks about a black hole <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is no ******* black hole  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was just a cheap target <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And because of that the risks to older people increase <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about the benefits<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Older people do not always collect benefits <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Possibly because they are too complex <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or that it makes them feel weak and dirty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Many older people are very proud and self sufficient <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do understand them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This coming from a land of ring fenced pensions<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are treating people as stupid <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is very dangerous <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think that the government wastes money <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We waste billions every year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On what <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Theatre of Absurdity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why people took to the streets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Many will say that it was an excuse for a punch up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree but many of the people were just angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like me they have witnessed the decay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They can remember the days of Pale England <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pale England is a fantasy you have said that yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a fantasy as in theory it does not exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it was once real very very real <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Many will say you are racist Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They do not understand the word <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you think about it a racist (if the word exists at all) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the chap who is walking by a river <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are two children in a small boat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One white and one black <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The boat overturns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Throwing both children into the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This man only rescues the white child <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of his colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The black child drowns<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is racism <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who would you rescue Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am surprised that you have asked me that question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And to be truthful I am a little insulted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Beauty and brains Sephine remember that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is vitally important <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That might be seen as a sexist remark Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are lucky enough to be very beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And are obviously very intelligent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not spoil yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not let toxic agendas spoil you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In answer to your question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would rescue both children <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I am colourblind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you do Sephine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I cannot swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I would find someone who could swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A fair answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to give you some advice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Learn to swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not hard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will not drown <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not think that I like you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You like me a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But hate me because I can see your naked soul<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are difficult to interview Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am I too honest for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just strip yourself down to basics <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you might be shocked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why would I be shocked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you are very similar to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you flirting with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you flattered <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know your current circumstances <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wednesday at eight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mario&#8217;s <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I accept <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May I bring Virginia <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it is rather cool by the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think that we might be good friends Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a possibility Sephine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Interview Joe How are you Joe I am good You The same I love your green dress Thank you Joe It is nice that it comes from a fashionista Joe Are you really happy Not at present I am happy but not happy What makes you unhappy The state of the world It is being 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