{"id":2308,"date":"2016-05-14T15:51:15","date_gmt":"2016-05-14T15:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2308"},"modified":"2016-05-14T15:51:15","modified_gmt":"2016-05-14T15:51:15","slug":"a-cop-a-girl-and-a-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/05\/14\/a-cop-a-girl-and-a-gun\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cop a Girl and a Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>A Cop a Girl and a Gun <\/b><\/p>\n<p>The girl in the yellow dress<\/p>\n<p>Was jealous of the sun<\/p>\n<p>So she had it arrested<\/p>\n<p>On a charge of voyeurism<\/p>\n<p>The hunky cop<\/p>\n<p>Who attended the crime scene<\/p>\n<p>Told her to get dressed<\/p>\n<p>As the sun had friends in high places<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Geese Watching Trains \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Three geese watched my train pass today<\/p>\n<p>The other twenty-five<\/p>\n<p>Ignored my passage<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Rachel Weeping <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Rachel was standing<\/p>\n<p>In the shadows weeping quietly<\/p>\n<p>She was wearing<\/p>\n<p>A yellow sweater<\/p>\n<p>A fawn skirt<\/p>\n<p>White ankle socks<\/p>\n<p>And brown leather shoes<\/p>\n<p>I did not know why she was weeping<\/p>\n<p>So I \u00a0ignored her distress<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Cop a Girl and a Gun The girl in the yellow dress Was jealous of the sun So she had it arrested On a charge of voyeurism The hunky cop Who attended the crime scene Told her to get dressed As the sun had friends in high places &nbsp; Geese Watching Trains \u00a0 Three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}