{"id":2315,"date":"2016-05-20T19:59:46","date_gmt":"2016-05-20T19:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2315"},"modified":"2016-05-20T19:59:46","modified_gmt":"2016-05-20T19:59:46","slug":"dreams-of-a-footballing-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/05\/20\/dreams-of-a-footballing-nature\/","title":{"rendered":"Dreams of a Footballing Nature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steve was in bed with Jane<\/p>\n<p>The were watching Real Madrid playing Barcelona<\/p>\n<p>Real Madrid were winning by two goals to nil<\/p>\n<p>During the night Steve raked his studs down Jane\u2019s shin<\/p>\n<p>And received a straight red card<\/p>\n<p>Jane was so disgusted with the tackle<\/p>\n<p>That she demanded a transfer to Las Palmas<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks later whilst on holiday<\/p>\n<p>He dreamt that Charles Bronson<\/p>\n<p>Was playing in goal for Manchester City<\/p>\n<p>He recounted his dream to his wife<\/p>\n<p>Whilst rubbing sun oil on to her slender shoulders<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve was in bed with Jane The were watching Real Madrid playing Barcelona Real Madrid were winning by two goals to nil During the night Steve raked his studs down Jane\u2019s shin And received a straight red card Jane was so disgusted with the tackle That she demanded a transfer to Las Palmas A few [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}