{"id":23160,"date":"2024-09-06T03:10:10","date_gmt":"2024-09-06T02:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23160"},"modified":"2024-09-06T03:41:17","modified_gmt":"2024-09-06T02:41:17","slug":"a-melting-clock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/06\/a-melting-clock\/","title":{"rendered":"A Melting Clock"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the clock ticking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I replaced the battery <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have said it is ticking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am aware of what I said <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How close are we to midnight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very close <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How would you reverse this <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would remove the battery <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you blame anybody in particular<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then who would you put up against the wall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not believe in walls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But if I did believe in walls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss Piggy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kermit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And maybe Animal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you for your time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Yes Is the clock ticking Yes Why Because I replaced the battery You have said it is ticking I am aware of what I said How close are we to midnight Very close How would you reverse this I would remove the battery Do you blame anybody in particular I do Then who would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23160"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23165,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23160\/revisions\/23165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}