{"id":23207,"date":"2024-09-08T13:08:13","date_gmt":"2024-09-08T12:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23207"},"modified":"2024-09-08T13:48:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-08T12:48:58","slug":"23207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/08\/23207\/","title":{"rendered":"May"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May May<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> May eye ask ewe a question Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You may ask me a question May May<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have often said <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That governments normally red <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are manned by stupid people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(beware the tyranny of the stupid) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does it not scare you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It does scare me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But not as much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As those with brains <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As they understand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What they are doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whereas idiots will always be idiots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May May <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have some news <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some fantastic news <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do share <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am engaged <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow I am so pleased for ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who is the unlucky chap<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You might know him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So tell <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jim May <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh Lucky Jim <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know his brother Conrad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May I tell Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have already messaged her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When is the unhappy day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are going to live in Sin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that near Truro <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not far away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is such a lovely church there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">St Judes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe as you know Mummy and Daddy are no longer with us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you were the son of the cloth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like you to give me away on the longest day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would it not 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