{"id":23219,"date":"2024-09-08T19:09:59","date_gmt":"2024-09-08T18:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23219"},"modified":"2024-09-08T19:48:32","modified_gmt":"2024-09-08T18:48:32","slug":"last-train-to-flagstaff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/08\/last-train-to-flagstaff\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Train to Flagstaff"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good Morning Sir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When is the next train to Flagstaff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where am I<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lydd <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where the fuck is that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that your station <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a ruin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had a fire <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You could say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Electric blanket catch fire <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No some kids did it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because they were bored <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you shoot the little fuckers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No we do not do that in the UK <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is reserved for people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who believe in free speech <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I repeat my question Sir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When is the next train to Flagstaff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Flagstaff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Flagstaff Arizona my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing goes from Lydd anymore <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why are the tracks shiny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh that is the nuclear trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nuclear trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My God you are so advanced in the UK <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your advice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pop into the town and get the 102 bus <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It will take you to Dover <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dover I have heard of Dover <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My friend Ben lives there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why not pop along to see him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is no longer in the town <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has he moved <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You could say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is he near <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is in Wormwood Scrubs or something like that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did he do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something about two Alsatian dogs and a Guinea Pig I believe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you for your help Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And do be careful of those nuclear trains<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good Morning Sir When is the next train to Flagstaff Dunno Where am I Lydd Where the fuck is that Kent Is that your station Yes It is a ruin I know Had a fire You could say that Electric blanket catch fire No some kids did it Because they were bored Did you shoot 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