Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jacob Jules <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you always start with click bait names <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Myra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just call me fucking Myra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not all about you (not ewe you clown)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am angry really fucking angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I wanted to be a Labour MP <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My favourite colour is blue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blue is the Warmest Colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had all the right female qualifications <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am overweight and have no dress sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also went to a university and got a useless degree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I care for those far less fortunate than me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You mean roadkill and train spotters Myron <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Myra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also care about the oppressed post colonial peoples <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh you mean the oppressed peoples <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who now enjoy hospitals and decent transport systems <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which are the envy of Manchester and York <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I care about those with complex sexual needs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Such as ordinary guys who like ordinary girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wear rainbow badges <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wear the badges of terrible storms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have *** friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have miserable friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are pronouns after my name<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I identify as a lonely hill in Scotland <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I identify as a **** it is cleaner that way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I believe that there will soon be a revolution <\/p>\n\n\n\n
People are too stupid Mary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Myra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They have difficulty understanding life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And still I am overlooked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have not even been invited to their jolly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The **** your ********* jolly you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am so frustrated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Live in a dark cave Mona <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Myra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
People tell me that apart from being a ****<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You went to university and received a double first<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My sister is academically superior to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And she is incredibly beautiful unlike ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is going to marry a lovely girl late of Greece <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are ******* **** and you are bitter about that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My question is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fire away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it true what they say about sixty-nine buses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Come again<\/p>\n\n\n\n
** ****<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I wanted to be a successful politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are the secrets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be dishonest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why dishonest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because if you are honest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will not last long <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always attack those who are less likely to bite <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Those who cannot fight back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are easy to find <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell them that whatever is going down is the fault of others <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell them that they will have to take the rough with the smooth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even though the smooth does not exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So that all may benefit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they freeze to death <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also prolong conflicts by making idiotic decisions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Far far from common sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Appear to be decent<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In your sponsored suits and dresses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be seen with the right people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stay away from the scum of the streets<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When something dreadful happens <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then always visit the scene and look rather sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hate your country and its glorious history <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is very important May<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Myra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You must hate the country that gave ewe everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Control free speech <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ban Voltaire <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Burn his books <\/p>\n\n\n\n
During the next set of sponsored riots <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have only just scratched the surface Myra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Michael <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I left university <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was head hunted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By those who were scared of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I smiled sweetly and told them to **** ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are always going to be on the edge of things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As post industrial landscapes do not brush up well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not take this to heart <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grow a pair of *****<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unless you have some already <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do what I did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Create your own light <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be the brightest star in the whole universe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not live in the malignant shadows of others <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be Myra Morris PLC <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good luck on your impossible journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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