Jimmy Pride and Arlene were driving north to avoid the heat of the summer<\/p>\n
They did this every year<\/p>\n
In early June<\/p>\n
As they were both albinos<\/p>\n
Jimmy Pride was also a police detective<\/p>\n
Who specialised in investigating crimes against albinos<\/p>\n
He had been woefully unemployed<\/p>\n
During the previous year<\/p>\n
But this was about to change<\/p>\n
As a forty-eight year old albino<\/p>\n
Had been found crucified<\/p>\n
On a beach in the Western Isles<\/p>\n
To be continued<\/i><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
Deep Blue <\/b><\/p>\n
Otto Von Hagen and Nina were driving north to avoid the heat of the summer<\/p>\n
They did this every year<\/p>\n
In early June<\/p>\n
As they were both albinos<\/p>\n
Otto Von Hagen was also a police detective<\/p>\n
Who specialised in investigating crimes against albinos<\/p>\n
He had been woefully unemployed<\/p>\n
During the previous year<\/p>\n
But this was about to change<\/p>\n
As a forty-eight year old albino<\/p>\n
Had been found crucified<\/p>\n
On a beach in Northern Germany<\/p>\n
To be continued<\/i><\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Total White<\/b><\/p>\n
Interpol had concluded that a serial killer<\/p>\n
Was on the loose<\/p>\n
And that this person was targeting only albinos<\/p>\n
Deep shit <\/i><\/p>\n
Jean Pierre said<\/p>\n
As he drove north to avoid the heat of the summer<\/p>\n
He did this every year<\/p>\n
In early June<\/p>\n
Jean Pierre was a police detective<\/p>\n
Who specialised in investigating crimes against albinos<\/p>\n
He had been woefully unemployed<\/p>\n
During the previous year<\/p>\n
But this was about to change<\/p>\n
As a forty-eight year old albino<\/p>\n
Had been found crucified<\/p>\n
On a beach near St Malo<\/p>\n
Jean Pierre was not an albino<\/p>\n
His father had been born in Portugal<\/p>\n
And his mother in France<\/p>\n
Jean Pierre was a homosexual and always drove alone<\/p>\n
Although he enjoyed female company<\/p>\n
To be continued<\/i><\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Total Black<\/b><\/p>\n
Each of the victims had been called<\/p>\n
No Shit Sherlock <\/i><\/p>\n
That is our first connection <\/i><\/p>\n
Said Jimmy Pride<\/p>\n
Lighting another cigarette<\/p>\n
I am on the case <\/i><\/p>\n
Replied Arlene<\/p>\n
As she applied black lipstick<\/p>\n
To her ruby red lips<\/p>\n
To be continued<\/i><\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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