{"id":23312,"date":"2024-09-11T20:31:03","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T19:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23312"},"modified":"2024-09-11T20:49:43","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T19:49:43","slug":"prize-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/11\/prize-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Prize Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What lovely books you have won <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My congratulations to you all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I see you like Dickens Clive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Charles Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you like Miss Austin Annie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is so like you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Sir I am not a virgin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You stole it from me last zummer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">James Maxwell Smith <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a fine mind you have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oxford or Cambridge awaits you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am happy here Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We all are Smith but we have to leave one day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(either in a coffin or straight to prison) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No whispering in the ranks please School <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How do you think these fine pupils <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have reached this podium <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(up the stairs then follow your nose)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See me in my bath afterwards Burton <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What book have you chosen James <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chaucer Milton or Shakespeare I hope <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No Sir it is a book by a Polish chap <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Conrad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A fine man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not Conrad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then who <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">G.A.B <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the title of this grand prize <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do share it with the school <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How to Play Erotic Card Games in the Nude <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(general titters accompanied by first year farts)  <br><br><br><br>Life and Death at St Wihtburh&#8217;s (1934)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What lovely books you have won My congratulations to you all I see you like Dickens Clive Charles Sir And you like Miss Austin Annie She is so like you But Sir I am not a virgin You stole it from me last zummer James Maxwell Smith What a fine mind you have Oxford or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23312"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23318,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23312\/revisions\/23318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}