{"id":23340,"date":"2024-09-13T09:58:14","date_gmt":"2024-09-13T08:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23340"},"modified":"2024-09-13T09:58:14","modified_gmt":"2024-09-13T08:58:14","slug":"shrinking-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/13\/shrinking-jeans\/","title":{"rendered":"Shrinking Jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few summers ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When on a beach in South Devon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jean and I watched a girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dive into the cold sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wearing only a pair of Jeans <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which confused me as she prefers dresses<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Especially in the kinder months <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is trying to shrink the shrink the jeans <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is quite an extreme way to do soe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I had been that silly gurl I would <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have requested the correct fitting <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few summers ago When on a beach in South Devon Jean and I watched a girl Dive into the cold sea Wearing only a pair of Jeans Which confused me as she prefers dresses Especially in the kinder months She is trying to shrink the shrink the jeans That is quite an extreme way [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23340"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23341,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23340\/revisions\/23341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}