{"id":23362,"date":"2024-09-14T11:48:51","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T10:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23362"},"modified":"2024-09-14T11:57:04","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T10:57:04","slug":"life-of-a-hamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/14\/life-of-a-hamster\/","title":{"rendered":"Life of a Hamster"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Being a hamster is rather jolly<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nobody bothers you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you are left alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will not get fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As each home has a treadmill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I call mine Oscar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know that I am pretty safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unlike the cats and dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who are forever <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looking over their shoulders <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And do not get me started <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the poor guinea pigs <br><br><br><br>Henry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being a hamster is rather jolly Nobody bothers you And you are left alone You will not get fat As each home has a treadmill I call mine Oscar I know that I am pretty safe Unlike the cats and dogs Who are forever Looking over their shoulders And do not get me started On [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23362"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23365,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23362\/revisions\/23365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}