{"id":2338,"date":"2016-05-30T15:29:50","date_gmt":"2016-05-30T15:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2338"},"modified":"2016-05-30T15:29:50","modified_gmt":"2016-05-30T15:29:50","slug":"deal-installation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/05\/30\/deal-installation\/","title":{"rendered":"Deal Installation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the 29<sup>th<\/sup> of May 2016 I wrote a short story called<\/p>\n<p><i>Female Homosexuality <\/i><\/p>\n<p>The story was about two thousand words long and was an account of a gigolo named Kane<\/p>\n<p>As I wrote the story I became less and less impressed by his immoral behaviour<\/p>\n<p>So I removed his pages from my pad and rolled them into a tight ball<\/p>\n<p>And threw them into the sea off Deal<\/p>\n<p>For a while the pages floated<\/p>\n<p>Gently in the surf<\/p>\n<p>Before a marauding flock of seagulls<\/p>\n<p>Swooped and plucked them from the waves<\/p>\n<p>My story was in flight<\/p>\n<p>I hoped that Kane might travel overseas<\/p>\n<p>So that I could be rid of his perversions<\/p>\n<p>But the seagulls tiring on their catch<\/p>\n<p>Soon dropped the sodden pages into the sea<\/p>\n<p>I watched as Kane struggled<\/p>\n<p>He implored that I rescue him<\/p>\n<p>I ignored his cries and turned my back<\/p>\n<p>And when again I gazed out to sea<\/p>\n<p>He was nowhere to be seen<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the 29th of May 2016 I wrote a short story called Female Homosexuality The story was about two thousand words long and was an account of a gigolo named Kane As I wrote the story I became less and less impressed by his immoral behaviour So I removed his pages from my pad and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}