Jimmy as you know this your opportunity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To think about your career when you leave skool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does your Dad do for a living <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which Dad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Carrying on have you had any thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please share <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think about Mary Jenkins in Form 5 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I think about her in my bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So you are originally from Somerset Jimmy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No just Bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What can you see yourself doing in five years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Playing for the Arsenal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you only have one leg Jimmy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is okay as I can still play <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Explain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In European competitions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The ties are played over two legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might not be able to play in the first leg <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if selected would be available for the second leg <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you had any other thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Ringlicker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Ringlicker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is the matron <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No *** as **** <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But gives me great messages <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does your phone not work <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I sold it when the deal went wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are many opportunities out there Jimmy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do have a thought Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would like to become a serial killer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What makes you say that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My larynx normally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like cornflakes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hate them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Puffed Wheat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sugar Puffs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yuk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I do not that you would make a good cereal killer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is something I have always fancied <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would like to be the Prime Minister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you an honest lad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then that will help you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you believe in free speech <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can only count 22<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Another box ticked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you love your country <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No it is a sewer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you be able to cope with the workload <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What workload <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know jetting around the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meeting other freeloaders such as yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I would have to meet other people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not like other people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Other box ticked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An honest question Jimmy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What really attracts you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ben Smith’s mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is grade one d***y <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The free clothes for me and my t**t <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anything else<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My ring fenced pension <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also I will not have to pay the leccy bills <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On my gaff in Lundun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The starving taxpayers will foot the cost<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about the pensioners <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We get cold winters down here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you get my drift <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a little gob***** Jimmy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank You Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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