There is one thing that I like about you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well two <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only two <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here is a story that happened to a friend of mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will call him Henry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He had a girlfriend name Shirley <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who was always on heat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The poor sod could hardly walk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well LSS she asked him to wear her panties for a day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might ask you to do that but I am normally commando <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am ignoring ewe Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She promised him everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a rugby player even taller than me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not get any ideas young lady <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well Henry had a weakness that would never affect me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a coke addict <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So am I especially on hot days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not that coke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Being playful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well occasionally he took snow bombs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And took Shirley up on the dare <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He lived in a large town in Kent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did Shirley promise him<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is our first date <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Any guesses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly a bit of girl on girl as he was very into that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then it happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was hit by a car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poor boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was he hurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes and no he injured his pelvis but what happened afterwards was far more painful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I know what you are going to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I bet that caused some amusement <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But what made things worse was that one of the nurses knew his brother<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The poor sod did not stand a chance as innocently she told someone else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Patient confidentiality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like Hell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I now know why Henry was riding the rails <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Within a week it was common knowledge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He began to receive panties in the post catalogues and the like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are they still together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much as Shirley felt very guilty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of the injury Henry was unable to play rugger for over a year and when he surfaced again he found himself playing hooker in the seconds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think you have made a joke there Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know nothing about rugby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like the game but the rules are worse than cricket <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did Josie or any of your ladies past ask you to wear their panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you think <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a way and I put this bluntly Sephine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything was on tap for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I am going to enjoy the ride <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hold your horses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Too late they have already bolted Joe <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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