{"id":23686,"date":"2024-10-02T20:32:55","date_gmt":"2024-10-02T19:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23686"},"modified":"2024-10-02T21:22:22","modified_gmt":"2024-10-02T20:22:22","slug":"mallory-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/02\/mallory-is-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"Mallory is Coming"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>They can walk, hover and the males can even sing love songs to woo mates &#8211; all this with a brain that\u2019s tinier than a pinhead<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why do they eat shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This said they are incredible creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Far more advanced than many humans <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naughty Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not a very nice person <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do you call me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is not Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your name my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Mallory <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please tell all the humans<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That you pass every day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mallory is Coming <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">August <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Code Name August <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They can walk, hover and the males can even sing love songs to woo mates &#8211; all this with a brain that\u2019s tinier than a pinhead Then why do they eat shit This said they are incredible creatures Far more advanced than many humans Naughty Joe You are not a very nice person Why do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23686"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23690,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23686\/revisions\/23690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}