{"id":23697,"date":"2024-10-03T21:22:47","date_gmt":"2024-10-03T20:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=23697"},"modified":"2024-10-03T21:33:05","modified_gmt":"2024-10-03T20:33:05","slug":"i-have-been-translated-and-transferred-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/03\/i-have-been-translated-and-transferred-to-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have Been Translated and Transferred to Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was in the City of the Pilgrims <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And unfortunately cut my finger <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which caused it to bleed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I did not want to stain my clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went into a Catholic Church <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And bathed my injury <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the Holy Water near the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I soon left the sacred building <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thinking no more of my wounded finger<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some hours later <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I passed the church <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And was surprised to see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A considerable number of people deep in prayer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It seems that on seeing the bloodied Holy Water <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That a group of travelling nuns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mistook my blood as being that of Christ <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LSS I found myself in seriously deep shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And am currently on a one way bus to Hell <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the City of the Pilgrims And unfortunately cut my finger Which caused it to bleed As I did not want to stain my clothes I went into a Catholic Church And bathed my injury In the Holy Water near the door I soon left the sacred building Thinking no more of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23697"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23701,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23697\/revisions\/23701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}