Hi Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Les<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are going to enjoy this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was in a small coastal town yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I saw a couple of cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sitting in a police car (obviously)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were enjoying coffee together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is such a slut <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny Man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were parked on a double yellow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Decay Joe Decay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Listening <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What really annoyed me was less than ten yards away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was a nonce wearing a dress and sporting a poor wig <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like ewe I found this offensive as these people are dangerous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was one of the reasons I joined the force <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To protect the weak from the bad guys and the filthy perverts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that was the reason that I resigned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The force became politicised <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Common sense went out of the window <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two Tier Policing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spot on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I saw some things when I was in the force <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some were not that nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they were effective <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Common sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you behave then you will be left alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If not you will suffer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It did work <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were stronger than them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you have done with the nonce <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We would have taken him in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not act like that if you are normal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Between the lines <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We might have been a little more persuasive<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But now these creatures have rights <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This country has totally lost the plot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The lunatics are running the asylum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have always considered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That the ask questions afterwards approach is the best way forward <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I totally agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you still with Jenni Murray <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How is she <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She has used her degree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like you she was wasted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you are aware she has my undying admiration <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roberts did not know where to look <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am surprised that she was not suspended along with ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roberts was a cocksucker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He wanted ewe out from day one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was too honest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sad thing was under all that shit Roberts was the same as you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he was a coward <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cowards suck cocks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He fancied Jenni <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And when he found out that you were together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Happy Days Les <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you okay Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A lot of things are changing in my life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I am very happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have ewe met a girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly it is early days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where did you meet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have known the family for years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She interviewed me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poor girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I upset her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nice start <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wish you luck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She has a new girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Greek girl named Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is quite serious <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything is quite fluid at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nice chatting mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you are next in Richmond <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know where I live <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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