{"id":2391,"date":"2016-06-19T13:19:43","date_gmt":"2016-06-19T13:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2391"},"modified":"2016-06-19T13:19:43","modified_gmt":"2016-06-19T13:19:43","slug":"retro-dream-maidstone-canterbury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/06\/19\/retro-dream-maidstone-canterbury\/","title":{"rendered":"Retro Dream (Maidstone \u2013 Canterbury)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Underneath Canterbury there is a subterranean railway station<\/p>\n<p>The station has three platforms<\/p>\n<p>Each at angles to the others<\/p>\n<p>The station was constructed over one hundred and fifty years ago<\/p>\n<p>And was designed to serve Maidstone and a few coastal towns<\/p>\n<p>The station has been threatened with closure on many occasions<\/p>\n<p>But has always been reprieved<\/p>\n<p>As the people of Canterbury love their subterranean station<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am sitting with my beloved Caron<\/p>\n<p>Awaiting our train<\/p>\n<p>Which has been reported late<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My wife is wearing a red coat and black jeans<\/p>\n<p>And unlike me is sitting on our old suitcase<\/p>\n<p>Which has travel labels from all over the world<\/p>\n<p>Attached to its grey fabric<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>About half an hour ago<\/p>\n<p>I purchased two badges from the station porter<\/p>\n<p>For forty pence each<\/p>\n<p>The badges are colourful representations<\/p>\n<p>Of the small steam locomotives<\/p>\n<p>That still serve this station<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>An announcement informs me<\/p>\n<p>That our train is due to arrive on platform six<\/p>\n<p>I peer into the dark tunnel towards Maidstone<\/p>\n<p>And note the distant lights of the train<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My wife ignores my adventure<\/p>\n<p>And with an accompanying orchestra<\/p>\n<p>Sings sweetly about how plain the railway station seems<\/p>\n<p>Against the architectural splendours of the city<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In the last carriage of the train<\/p>\n<p>I find the original plans of the station<\/p>\n<p>Hidden beneath my seat<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I hand them to the station porter<\/p>\n<p>Who expresses gratitude<\/p>\n<p>And notes that the plans often go missing<\/p>\n<p>But always return to their home station<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Underneath Canterbury there is a subterranean railway station The station has three platforms Each at angles to the others The station was constructed over one hundred and fifty years ago And was designed to serve Maidstone and a few coastal towns The station has been threatened with closure on many occasions But has always been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}