{"id":2395,"date":"2016-06-19T14:03:28","date_gmt":"2016-06-19T14:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2395"},"modified":"2016-06-19T14:04:15","modified_gmt":"2016-06-19T14:04:15","slug":"grasshopper-philosophy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/06\/19\/grasshopper-philosophy\/","title":{"rendered":"Grasshopper Philosophy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was reported that over two thousand grasshoppers perished<\/p>\n<p>When the Soyuz capsule fell to earth<\/p>\n<p>On the parched grasslands of the Kazakh Steppe<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday the 18<sup>th<\/sup> of June<\/p>\n<p>A spokeshopper for the creatures noted<\/p>\n<p>That they had abandoned their philosophy<\/p>\n<p>Over two thousand years ago<\/p>\n<p>And that whilst the deaths were regrettable<\/p>\n<p>They were understanding of the cause<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was reported that over two thousand grasshoppers perished When the Soyuz capsule fell to earth On the parched grasslands of the Kazakh Steppe On Saturday the 18th of June A spokeshopper for the creatures noted That they had abandoned their philosophy Over two thousand years ago And that whilst the deaths were regrettable They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}