{"id":24007,"date":"2024-10-21T11:23:30","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T10:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=24007"},"modified":"2024-10-21T11:26:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T10:26:19","slug":"ding-dong-mong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/21\/ding-dong-mong\/","title":{"rendered":"Ding Dong Mong"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mate I have just noticed an ad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a trade newspaper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looking for a few mongs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To take part in a porno movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whose working title is as above <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought I had seen everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is set in a donkey sanctuary <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There must be a market <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For these movies somewhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have my suspicions <br><br><br><br>Your thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sick Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> ps &#8211; no more jokes about snuff movies as Mrs Sick Bitch was not not impressed with the previous one as the vicar was visiting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mate I have just noticed an ad In a trade newspaper Looking for a few mongs To take part in a porno movie Whose working title is as above I thought I had seen everything It is set in a donkey sanctuary There must be a market For these movies somewhere I have my suspicions [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24007"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24010,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24007\/revisions\/24010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}