{"id":24019,"date":"2024-10-22T10:38:46","date_gmt":"2024-10-22T09:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=24019"},"modified":"2024-10-22T10:51:25","modified_gmt":"2024-10-22T09:51:25","slug":"les-hommes-de-lenfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/22\/les-hommes-de-lenfer\/","title":{"rendered":"Les hommes de l&#8217;enfer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">You look sad Juliet \n\nI am sad \n\nWhy you are a beautiful girl \n\nThat is not the problem \n\nThen what is it \n\nIt is when I tell them that I am an astronomer\n\nWhy \n\nIt is something that goes with the territory \n\nThey think I am boring \n\nYou are the least boring person I know \n\nI am looking for my Romeo \n\nYou are perfect Juliet \n\nSometimes I hate being Spanish \n\nMen prefer blondes \n\nRubbish \n\nWhen I am taken out it seems that they are doing me a favour \n\nSome even send me dick pics or worse \n\nSuch a turn off \n\nThey ask me to send saucy photographs \n\nI trust you do not do that \n\nHeavens no I just send them my Hastings photograph\n\nWhich one \n\nThe one in front of the fish and chip shop \n\nI think that you might need to find another photographs \n\nReally which ones \n\nMaybe the photographs more associated with your job \n\nI have already tried that \n\nIt was a disaster as I received even more explicit dick pics \n\nI am surprised that some of these guys can even walk \n\nJulie when I said about sending photographs associated with your job what did you send \n\nMy black hole photographs as I am very proud of them \n\nAnything else \n\nI asked them to send photographs of their telescopes\n\nAs I am very interested in telescopes \n\nJulie I think that we need to have a chat girl2girl \n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You look sad Juliet I am sad Why you are a beautiful girl That is not the problem Then what is it It is when I tell them that I am an astronomer Why It is something that goes with the territory They think I am boring You are the least boring person I know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24019"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24023,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24019\/revisions\/24023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}