{"id":24052,"date":"2024-10-25T16:48:15","date_gmt":"2024-10-25T15:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=24052"},"modified":"2024-10-25T18:44:37","modified_gmt":"2024-10-25T17:44:37","slug":"the-red-true-story-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/25\/the-red-true-story-book\/","title":{"rendered":"The Red True Story Book"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You do not like Arsenal do you Joe  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are many reasons <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Try me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was seventeen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow was that not the movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where two guys offer to masturbate in front of each other<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Behave Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have masturbated in front of my girlfriends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You would not say that if Sephine was here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry about that Marty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is the mad girl time of month again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Going back to Arsenal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were you involved in a fight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who started it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A faggot in a red shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was wearing my colours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When he spat at me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thumped him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe was arrested Marty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a hooligan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was not arrested just thrown out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was arrested the following season <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another fight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I purchased a ticket for the cup replay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But because of overcrowding I was not allowed entry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe said to mummy and daddy that although disappointed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He complied with the request and watched a Hungarian movie with me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I collaborated the story as I was meeting him after the game <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe would have liked the movie as most of the girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ran around topless near a wide river <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It turned me on Marty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instead I had to pop along to the pig farm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To sweet talk him out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Posh bird flirts with the coppers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was not wearing a bra <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And told them that her identical twin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was upset as his cat had been splat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A couple of days previously <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And he was looking forward to the game <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you do Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I treated them as stupid <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ticket <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Football match <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe has a valid ticket <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe wants to watch the game <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stop being cunts and catch some rapists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He did it with a lot of style Marty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I bet you have not told Sephine Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it is tedious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you jealous or something <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You sound it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He gets cross with me you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think we have strayed off the topic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My question Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do you hate Arsenal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obviously because of the history <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But because of a couple of politicians who follow them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot stand these creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Free speech and all that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You could put it that way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May I quote <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do as you will <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Josie okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She has her moments <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think she is unsure of her ground <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It happened so quickly you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you approve of Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes very very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is very good for Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I think that my sister has been disoriented by Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even my mother was surprised <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What does Sephine think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is just happy with me and that is all that matters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If she asks me about it then I will answer honestly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why complicate things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think it is getting  messy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Surely Sephine must sense something <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think she does <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But understands what is going on <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She realises that one does not have to ring fence their emotions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have known both of you for many years and have always thought how alike you both are <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are both disgustingly intelligent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Perhaps too intelligent which can make you cold in certain ways <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Opposites do not always attract Marty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a lucky guy Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a very lucky Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your love life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is simmering as always <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a constant though <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We both hate Arsenal and love Chelsea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You do not like Arsenal do you Joe No Why There are many reasons Try me When I was seventeen Wow was that not the movie Where two guys offer to masturbate in front of each other Behave Josie I have masturbated in front of my girlfriends You would not say that if Sephine was 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