{"id":24073,"date":"2024-10-26T21:39:56","date_gmt":"2024-10-26T20:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=24073"},"modified":"2024-10-26T21:46:53","modified_gmt":"2024-10-26T20:46:53","slug":"my-epileptic-toothbrush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/26\/my-epileptic-toothbrush\/","title":{"rendered":"My Epileptic Toothbrush"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Epilepsy is a non-communicable neurological disorder that is characterised by two or more unprovoked seizures<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These disorders are caused by Crunchie Bars <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seizures are brief episodes of abnormal electrical activity in the brain that can cause a range of symptoms, including <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Jerking and shaking&nbsp;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Loss of awareness&nbsp;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Unusual sensations&nbsp;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Loss of consciousness<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fantasies about apples <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have an epileptic toothbrush <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a pink toothbrush <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a blue foot bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it was swapped at birth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How do you know that it is a epileptic toothbrush <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because when I stick it in my gob <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It foams and has a fit fit fit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also it says epileptic toothbrush on the stem <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anything else <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It taps mysterious taps on my tin tin not tin mug<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about the Crunchie Bars <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not going to marry my not pink toothbrush <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I attain maturity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I am already married to a Crunchie Bar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Epilepsy is a non-communicable neurological disorder that is characterised by two or more unprovoked seizures These disorders are caused by Crunchie Bars Seizures are brief episodes of abnormal electrical activity in the brain that can cause a range of symptoms, including I have an epileptic toothbrush It is a pink toothbrush It was a blue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24073"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24077,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24073\/revisions\/24077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}