{"id":24119,"date":"2024-10-29T07:06:34","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T07:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=24119"},"modified":"2024-10-29T07:06:34","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T07:06:34","slug":"shepherds-barn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/29\/shepherds-barn\/","title":{"rendered":"Shepherds Barn"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am fucking the daughter of my teacher<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her name is Alice Snow<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the wall of our small bedroom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is an old photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of Shepherds Barn <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was in a derelict state <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before it was buried forever <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Under a motorway <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I drive past the site <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of the ancient barn <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think of an envelope <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Containing Alice&#8217;s pubic hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I have secreted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the glove compartment <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am fucking the daughter of my teacher Her name is Alice Snow On the wall of our small bedroom There is an old photograph Of Shepherds Barn Which was in a derelict state Before it was buried forever Under a motorway When I drive past the site Of the ancient barn I think of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24120,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24119\/revisions\/24120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}