{"id":24131,"date":"2024-10-30T06:11:09","date_gmt":"2024-10-30T06:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=24131"},"modified":"2024-10-30T06:11:09","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T06:11:09","slug":"there-are-seven-pebbles-on-my-writing-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/10\/30\/there-are-seven-pebbles-on-my-writing-desk\/","title":{"rendered":"There are seven pebbles on my writing desk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are an arsehole <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As every time you open your mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit pours out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I have seven pebbles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On my writing desk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Three are red two grey <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And two are white <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you get white pebbles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How do you think it went <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How did what go <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our first row <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not too badly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Possibly I thought we were too calm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe we should work at that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Sephine You are an arsehole As every time you open your mouth Shit pours out But I have seven pebbles On my writing desk Three are red two grey And two are white Can you get white pebbles Yes How do you think it went How did what go Our first row Not too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24131"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24132,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24131\/revisions\/24132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}