By Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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As many of you know I love my beautiful brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he can be maddening really maddening <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So when something bites him on the arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie is a very happy girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If Joe does have fault it is that he is very intolerant <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tell him off for this to no avail <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He says that it is because he can see things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That others fail to see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe he is right <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it does make me uncomfortable at times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he is so direct <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I linger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is a short accunt of something that happened about two years ago<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were in a city in Southern England <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a city that Joe and eye knew very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said in recent years it had become infested with beggars illegals and those who falsely claim to be homeless <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These creatures really irritate my brother and he normally tells them to fuck off or get a job or return to the jungle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although aggressive this was quite effective <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Joe had to take it a stage further just to show his authority <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He took it on himself to pretend to be deaf which always worked without the aggression <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was until we were asked for alms by a rather attractive junkie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe was in the process of his theatre when the girl started signing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This took some of the wind of my brothers sails as whilst he could sign he tended to make a great number of mistakes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shortly afterwards the junkie girl found a nearby cop (an achievement in itself) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were stopped and PC Stupid said that my brother had been sexually offensive to the girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(how the fuck can you be offensive to a junkie)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This confused Joe as all he thought he had signed that he was deaf found it hard to lip read as it was a cold day<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The girl told PC Stupid that he had signed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I want to fuck you up your beautiful junkie arse bitch<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which was of course not true as I can sign very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All my brother had said was that he was from Norwich and he liked garlic mushrooms when studying the genocides of history <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This was a bit much much for the uneducated non Cambridge non graduate and I sensed that he was struggling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I gave Julie Junkie a fiver towards her next\/final overdose and smoothed things over <\/p>\n\n\n\n
After the Chief Constable had walked away to solve yet another Love Crime I kicked my idiot brother on the shin (do not forget I am a mad girl) and demanded that I be taken to an ENGLISH restaurant that evening <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The moral of this story is to understand that beauty is only on the surface and what matters is not underneath
J x<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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