{"id":24156,"date":"2024-11-01T13:30:27","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T13:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=24156"},"modified":"2024-11-01T14:09:32","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T14:09:32","slug":"green-is-the-colour-of-decay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/11\/01\/green-is-the-colour-of-decay\/","title":{"rendered":"Green is the Colour of Decay"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you read about one of our politicians accepting a donation from a donor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is a donor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somebody who wishes to gain influence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or is just fucking stupid <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was it this time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Free football tickets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or tickets to a concert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only suitable for teenyboppers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is a teenybopper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck knows just ask someone from the BBC<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did he she or it get <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It got some girly clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did they suit her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like fuck they did <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Explain <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She looked like a sail on a yacht <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really what colour was the offending garment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Green <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Never be seen in green <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was supposed to improve her image <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did they just not extinguish the lights <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It does not end there as a free jolly was involved <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NYC I believe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I trust she was not alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not that I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some poor sod must have been sucked in <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They say that NYC is a city that never sleeps <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I bet it wished it could have slept that night<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who was it\/she\/he <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now that would be telling <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does she sheheorit wear ill fitting wigs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am surprised at you Julian <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As ever donors have morals <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is all very sordid mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I was a politician I would not accept anything <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would pay my own way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are very pure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Too honest to be a thieving grasping vacant politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who has the fashion sense of a malignant slug <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How is Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As mad as usual <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As beautiful as normal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe ????<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Did you read about one of our politicians accepting a donation from a donor What is a donor Somebody who wishes to gain influence Or is just fucking stupid What was it this time Free football tickets Or tickets to a concert Only suitable for teenyboppers What is a teenybopper Fuck knows just ask 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