{"id":24196,"date":"2024-11-03T07:43:16","date_gmt":"2024-11-03T07:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=24196"},"modified":"2024-11-03T07:48:26","modified_gmt":"2024-11-03T07:48:26","slug":"jenna-and-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/11\/03\/jenna-and-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"Jenna and Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jenna <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have written two me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noting that ewe are feeling unwelcome <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the Dog Park <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Selphine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a pretty name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a pretty girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back to the Doggy Park <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We have two beautiful dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What breeds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No they are just plain Americans <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One is a gentle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Affenpinscher<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who we have named Nigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We also have a <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chihuahua<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Named Killer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again it is a very gentle creature<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The thing is when it is time to go <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We call them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And this is where the problems start <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are accused of being this and that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is so bad that Pete is thinking of calling them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Strip Bitch One and Strip Bitch Two <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenna Joe You have written two me Noting that ewe are feeling unwelcome In the Dog Park Hi Hi My name is Sephine Selphine No Sephine That is a pretty name I am a pretty girl Back to the Doggy Park Oh yes We have two beautiful dogs What breeds No they are just plain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24196"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24201,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24196\/revisions\/24201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}