It was a special day today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Milly and I exchanged gifts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gentle loving gifts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I received a porcelain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Japanese doll <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who I named Wel Hun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was told that she in a past life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had been a Kamikaze pilot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But was bad at her job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On her first mission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She forgot her plane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And ended up headbutting\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The USS Nevada<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Worse was to follow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As on her second mission\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She missed her target<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And ended up in Anchorage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before catching a train back to Hokkaido Hokkaido <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She now owns a small shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That sells perfumed cherry blossoms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To all the other surviving Kamikaze pilots <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who live in Paris Porto and Berlin <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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