I designed it and had it made up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a very unusual tee shirt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does it shock you Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No not all it is rather lovely <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like it Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a very talented artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Explain it to me Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am in the middle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My face is buried in your cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe is taking me from behind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His nigger cock is giving me much pleasure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And your fig is almost suffocating me Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perhaps I am drowning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not have a nigger cock <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not literally Joe but you do not disappoint<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who made the tee shirt up for ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cassie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What were her thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She loved it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I gave her one of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That will make her popular in the Bible Belt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How many did you have made <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Twenty<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see people being shocked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They might see the image as pornographic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not pornographic far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
War is pornographic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a celebration of love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love you Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe loves you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We all have knowledge of each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing is hidden <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie I know I am going to regret asking this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fire away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
History tells me that you tend to send Mummy some of your tee shirts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She loves the floral ones Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some her friends have my tee shirts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are very popular <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you sent her the Joe Josie and Sephine tee shirt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes of course <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why should I not have done <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do think it will go down at Parish meetings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well I hope <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do like your tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it based on the myths <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where did you get it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie sent it to me from Amerika <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is very erotik <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is my son and his sister and their friend Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knowing Mummy she will commission others <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Opel Floral ones were so popular <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some were even sold at last years Summer Fayre <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie you are a one off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everybody says that I am a mad girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is the last thing you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What gave you the idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you hurting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Obviously as it came as such a shock <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I blamed myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I had suffocated Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was too much for her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She could not breathe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I still love her and I believe that she loves me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also think that we were driving too fast and a crash occurred <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe Cora was too traditional although that is only my guess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I felt that we were cooling before I went to the US <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This hurt me like crazy so I hit the road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And designed tee shirts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry again for not keeping in touch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Forgiven as I was not aware of your pain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just sketched <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I sketched and sketched and sketched <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Landscapes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The people I was with <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I sketched the people I loved <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are other tee shirts in the pipeline <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am expecting them in late April <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I look forward to seeing them Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My sketches are in my leather bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perhaps you could use my sketches <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the cover of your next collection<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The poet fucking his sister as she drinks his girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That might be the subject or title of my next poem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It would most likely be banned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the James Kirkup poem was a number of years ago<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who knows although the world is different now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I believe it is more likely to be shocked Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You often run into problems <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Political problems <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poems are not banned anymore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy might be removed from a couple of committees <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The corner shop will sell signed copies in aid of the bells <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do think he is teasing us <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Things are changing once again<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe I do not think that God is very pleased with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You mentioned the poem by James Kirkup <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I supposed you designed a tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was also a sketch of Cassie masturbating <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Over a photograph of the Pope<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was kissing her rosary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will get us all locked up Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is like to be in prison Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not much fun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were innocent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But when has that ever mattered <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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