I have just stolen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A rare edition <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of Ulysses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It dates from 1922<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was so easy as Maude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Distracted the old guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With her gossamer blouse<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was all eyes and no attention <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are now sitting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inside the Cafe Camus <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And can see the cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acting like bees <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maude no longer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has dark hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was only a wig<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n She is wearing a beatnik sweater <\/p>\n\n\n\n Over her revealing top <\/p>\n\n\n\n I am wearing a leather jacket <\/p>\n\n\n\n Toughie worn chic chic chic <\/p>\n\n\n\n A Ruffian with a Lobster <\/p>\n\n\n\n In five hours we will catch a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n We have delayed our departure <\/p>\n\n\n\n It is part of the fun <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cameras here Camera There <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cameras every fucking where <\/p>\n\n\n\n We will be recorded<\/p>\n\n\n\n A thousand times <\/p>\n\n\n\n But not recognised <\/p>\n\n\n\n As we are hiding in the plain sight<\/p>\n\n\n\n I would have made a good assassin <\/p>\n\n\n\n Before our departure <\/p>\n\n\n\n Maude will read Ulysses <\/p>\n\n\n\n On an anonymous bench <\/p>\n\n\n\n Thousands will pass <\/p>\n\n\n\n None will suspect <\/p>\n\n\n\n We have gained<\/p>\n\n\n\n A material advantage <\/p>\n\n\n\n But will enjoy the journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n As young lovers should do <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I have just stolen A rare edition Of Ulysses It dates from 1922 It was so easy as Maude Distracted the old guy With her gossamer blouse He was all eyes and no attention We are now sitting Inside the Cafe Camus And can see the cops Acting like bees Maude no longer Has dark hair […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24446"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24447,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24446\/revisions\/24447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}