{"id":24484,"date":"2025-02-17T23:18:45","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T23:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=24484"},"modified":"2025-02-17T23:18:45","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T23:18:45","slug":"freeze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/17\/freeze\/","title":{"rendered":"Freeze"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Five ants rented a house&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They&nbsp;were later joined&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By five more ants&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were the new tenants&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ok Jane&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I slept on the settee&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For an eternity and a day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dreaming that my laptop cables were faulty&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt a little spaced out when I awoke&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But after two crunchies I returned&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heights&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet I am less anxious&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About slopes&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No matter how steep&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not the heights that terrify me&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the&nbsp;vacancy&nbsp;of my situation&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M.Y.Yellow&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five ants rented a house&nbsp; They&nbsp;were later joined&nbsp; By five more ants&nbsp; They were the new tenants&nbsp; Ok Jane&nbsp; I slept on the settee&nbsp; For an eternity and a day Dreaming that my laptop cables were faulty&nbsp; I felt a little spaced out when I awoke&nbsp; But after two crunchies I returned&nbsp; Heights&nbsp; Yet I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24485,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24484\/revisions\/24485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}