{"id":24488,"date":"2025-02-17T23:22:10","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T23:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=24488"},"modified":"2025-02-17T23:22:10","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T23:22:10","slug":"snails-in-slow-motion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/17\/snails-in-slow-motion\/","title":{"rendered":"Snails in Slow Motion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We live in a small farmhouse in East Sussex&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It faces a fading hill that overlooks our fallow fields\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The seasons pass without any real incident&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Life is so very slow that it rarely&nbsp;challenges us<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am married&nbsp;to Caron who teaches at a nearby school&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is a local girl whereas I was born in West London&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stan and Jane&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We live in a small farmhouse in East Sussex&nbsp; It faces a fading hill that overlooks our fallow fields\u00a0 The seasons pass without any real incident&nbsp; Life is so very slow that it rarely&nbsp;challenges us I am married&nbsp;to Caron who teaches at a nearby school&nbsp; She is a local girl whereas I was born in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24489,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24488\/revisions\/24489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}