{"id":24517,"date":"2025-02-18T10:18:07","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T10:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=24517"},"modified":"2025-02-18T10:21:33","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T10:21:33","slug":"free-palestine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/18\/free-palestine\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Palestine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Joe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Josie <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where are ewe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

In Canterbury with the sisters <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ewe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am in Richmond Park with Sephine <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is quite frosty in Canterbury <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I can see the sun hiding in the mist<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is quite clear here <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You sent me a text last night which read Free Palestine and nothing else<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It confused me <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There lies a story Joe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am all ears Sis <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Although I had planned to visit Canterbury today the sisters insisted on booking a hotel as they were fascinated by the cathedral and the city <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I agreed but found myself alone as the Elena and Cora insisted on popping to Whitstable for its oysters <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I adore Whitstable but hate oysters <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So I decided to wander around the city <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I had not been walking for that long when a girl of tender years came up to me <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are a bit young to be on the game and judging by your accent and you are the wrong nationality <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Second Year Geography Student <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spot on Joe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Untouched by human hands <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Right again <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Free Palestine <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sorry <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Free Palestine <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think you are wrong there as when I last looked there was only one Palestine or what is left of it <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This confused the girl and she shouted to one of those middle aged revolutionary types <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Piers how many Palestine’s are there <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only one Tussy why do you ask <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Josephine says that there are three <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

How do you know my name <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your necklace I am not stupid <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The MAR came across and explained to Tussy that there was was only one Palestine although he did concede that there was at least one town in the US sharing the same name <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I felt distinctly uncomfortable in his presence as instead of looking into my raven eyes he addressed my arse <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The girl noticed this and when he returned to his original station she spoke to me <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was a pain in her eyes <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And although she was in my view untouched by human hands  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She was not untouched <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was stitched up by the fascists you see<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was all legal <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What was legal  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He did not r*pe me <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was only anal <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you like anal <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I have never tried it <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Neither had I <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It made me bleed <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I would imagine that it would <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He said that I was a maiden of the revolution <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And that it was possible that the comrades might share me <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

How grim <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

If I am getting this right how did the cops become involved <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

We had been infiltrated by an undercover cop which fancied me <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

In a drunken moment I told him that I was shaven <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did it go to court <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because it was thrown out <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was not underage and in theory I consented <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is appalling<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It seems that somebody important became involved <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is all I know <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nothing was said and things carried on as normal <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was closed down for a while and reminded of my place <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Has that pervert approached you again <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No as you might guess he likes boys <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I have a pixie cut like you <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So you have <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This attracts the wrong sort <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you ever approached <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are lucky <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I fuck my brother <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well until recently I fucked my brother <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wow <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was quite natural as I am the daughter of a vicar <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

My brother is my identical twin <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is that not illegal\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Possibly but I would imagine sodomising second year geography students runs it close <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was in my first year  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I just wanted to be trendy <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

To be in with the crowd <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I was just sucked in <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is Tussy your real name <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is my nickname <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What is your actual name <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eleanor <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is a pretty name <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And with that she walked across to the MAR and threw her shit sheets at him <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She slapped his face and threatened to tell her brother about what happened <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did she have a brother <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ewe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cheers Josie <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You know I am a pacifist <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I like oysters <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Joe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you are next in Canterbury find this creature and punch him on the nose <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I might get arrested <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You have been arrested before <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It will do wonders for your street cred it really will <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Francois Villon of East Kent <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

We live in Richmond <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pretty please Joe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

My sister is corrupt Jesus <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She leads me astray <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Think of Sephine <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What about Sephine <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She will look up to you <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She already looks up to me as I am taller than her <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She will feel safe around ewe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I always felt safe around ewe  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You will get me locked up as a Right Wing Thug <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It will not come to that <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just be there Joe <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are like Lady Macbeth <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just be there Joe<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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