Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How are ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fucking cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The same <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is what I love about winter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So fucking cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you think that it cannot get any worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It does <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you see Keira at the game this weekend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could not afford it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poor ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It used to be the peoples game <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But now you have to sell your house <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did read that Keira did us all a big favour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he saved us lots of dough <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By accepting it appears the hospitality of the home club <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He saved us loads <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hospitals need not close <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the poor train drivers will not have to walk in the snow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Praise Marx and fuck his daughters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Life is good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
More secure you see that the ordinary terrace<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No need for big hunky bodyguards<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good olde Keira <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Decent chap <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Saves the country money <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is all heart <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spin Spin Spin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you spin too much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You get giddy and fall over <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And crack your head <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It makes me so angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me 2 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are both fashionistas<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So we are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you seen some of the lemming girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you noticed how fashionable they look in their splendid coats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is winter and whilst the vulnerable freeze on the fucking streets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And pensioners die of the cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they cannot afford to heat their icy homes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bitches look good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This makes me so so happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is quite amazing how much they can do on their meagre salaries <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An inspiration to us all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I admire these clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So well cut in sweatshops worldwide <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they sadly do not enhance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As female politicians are always ugly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thick set with fat arses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are offensive to the eye <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is even before they open their trash mouths <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Happy New Year Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a lie Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I suppose you are right <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are always right <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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