There is a period <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Between Christmas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the New Year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That were known locally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the Daft Days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would do daft things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like walking through <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Railway tunnels at night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or wearing your mums knickers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you went to church <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had always wondered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why these days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were called Daft Days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before I realised <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That my uncles were named <\/p>\n\n\n\n
David Andrew Fred and Tom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might have been killed or arrested<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of my stupidity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To this day I have never let on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I had been the victim <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of Borders Humour <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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